Should pets talk?

Good day! It's been a while for me to blog. A basset is a busy creature ya know. My mom says, "If only you could talk Charlie..." Do humans really fink of all da fings we see? Do humans really want their pets to talk??? I highly doubt it. We hear all da secrets, fighting, planning, and such. We hear what da kids will be getting for bdays and Christmas, we hear how da mom and dad mutter not so nice grumblings about each other, we hear lotsa gossip too, especially about the human's work places. So in reality....I don't think humans wish we could talk. There are 3 bassets here so mom sure would have a hard time keeping da 2 kids plus us 3 quiet! Besides, bassets will do ANYTHING for foodies, so I am sure I would spill da beans for a treat!!!